Junk emails in my inbox

ok fine now i am pissed off cuz off these emails that say "if u dont send this email to whateva 20,30 people or else u are gonna have bad luck,or ur die or u'll lose ur love or won't be married and bla bla bla"What the heck!!!.Why dont these people just get over this thing.Come on i dont need to forward such emails to get a good luck.whateva.And what pisses me off the most is these people send these emails in which there is sumthin about islam,i won't say all of them but yet there are.To be honest Allah is with me all the time.I dont need thse emails to tell me that if i do this then only Allah is going to be with me and i will have a good luck.Well according to me those people who make such kind of emails have the weakest faith in God.I dont mind forwarding emails that might have something useful in them but i do mind it when it is useless to send it!!Its only time wasting thing to do it.PEople shud have faith in God and do things that are worth sumthin.Instead of telling others what to do!!

10 most stupid question asked!!

heyz ,Well got this email and found it really interesting.well these are some most stupid questions we all at some times ask and are asked too.Well has happened to me a couple of times and really wanted to answer it that way but obviuosly it wud be too rude to do that:)

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy man wearing huge army shoes steps on your
feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the
money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa eat
pineapple
or not. You bet I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a
friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it
wont. It will just bleed.
10.When u come back from a holiday or just a trip and meet someone.
Stupid Question:-
You are back?
Answer:-No,its not me its an illusion.:)

No blogs from me for atleat 3 weeks!!

hey everybody!! You will not be able to hear from me for a while.Since my exams are about to start and i need to give my complete attention towards them.I have to study a lot, so i cant really give anytime to the blog world.So i won't be able to blog for atleast 2 to 3 weeks.I hope to do really well in the exams eventhough they are just my terminals exams but EXAMS are EXAMS after all.Aur waisay bhi Education first, baakee sab kuch baad mein:) But after my exams i will be back!! Till then take care .Byee

I got these picture through an email.I dont know how true it is, but they sure are hilarious!!The first on was taken when Chinese president visited US 

The second one was taken when President bush went to china!!:D 

what a day!!

well it is such a pleasant day today,after so many days.WEll there was no forecast of any rain but it just drizzled a little.It was cloudy all day long.UAE is a pretty hot country.Its rare to find such a nice weather here.But Alhamdullilah its been pretty fine for a few weeks.All year long its burning hot,the scorching heat:(.without aircondioners its impossible to live here.But winter is short but good in here.
I hope the weather remains the way for atleat a few more days it is like today. Today i came across this email a friend of mine sent me it was i dont know funny as well as quite true.Well this is how it is. (Most of u people might have already seen the email before so tell me how much u agree with it.)

21st CENTURY LIFELESSNESS..!!

Our communication - Wireless,

Our telephone - Cordless,

Our cooking - Fireless,

Our youth - Jobless,

Our religion - Creedless,

Our food - Fatless,

Our faith - Godless,

Our labor - Effortless,

Our conduct - Worthless,

Our relation - Loveless,

Our attitude - Careless,

Our feelings - Heartless,

Our education - Valueless,

Our Follies - Countless,

Our arguments - Baseless,

Our bosses - Hopeless,

Finally, Our Salary - Veryless,

This Email - Meaningless,

BASANT FESTIVAL

When we think of Spring what are the things that come to our mind.Well,lots and lots of colours,beautiful flowers,butterflies and everything joyous and ofcouse BASANT.Yes one of the most celebrated festival especially in Lahore.Different color kites are in the sky giving a beautiful view.U see everyone on the roof tops and on streets flying kites.All this makes this season more and more joyous.
But to all this beautiful side of this whole event there is a darker side too that is all those accidents that take place during this time.So many people fall off their roofs during flying kite,accidents of children while flying kites on the roads.Well these are a few things that can happen anytime of the year but we need to be more careful.But the most painful thing about all this is when the kiteflyers use those razor sharp cords which are covered in powdered glass that even if u touch the cord u might hurt yourself.So many incidents are that people getting strangled in the kites cords and due to the make of the cord they just die at the spot.People in their own happiness forget about the affect of using these kind of things.I wonder where does all their humanity go!!
Though the government does take step against using of such things but people who use it do get it from somewhere.I dont understand why these people don't understand the consequences of using such things.Its not like these accidents that take place after using these cruel ways are not apparent,hundreds of people getting admitted in the hospitals facing all the pain and misery due to some other peoples carelessness and selfishness.These people need to wake up and realize that their actions are a source for other people's pain and misery.
"Enjoy life,have happiness and spread happiness but not on account of other people's lives."

Close encounter 

One of my cherished memories of the air show 2006 held in Al- ain(uae) that i attended.This picture is of the world record of 12 ribbons being cut in a row by the propellor of a plane in just one go!!.The pilot was Will Curtis

spreading laughter :)

I thought about starting my blog site with a few jokes i have heard and have really enjoyed!!

Six Scientific Ways To Catch A Lion:

1. Newton's Method:
Let The Lion Catch You. For Every Action There Is Equal And Opposite Reaction. It Implies You Caught The Lion.

2. Einstein Method:
Run In The Direction Opposite To That Of The Lion. Due To Higher Relative Velocity, The Lion Will Also Run Faster And Will Get Tired Soon. Now You Can Trap It Easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:
At Any Given Moment, There Is A Positive Probability That Lion To Be In The Cage. So Set The Trap, Sit Down And Wait.

4. Inverse Transformation Method:
Place A Spherical Cage In The Forest And Enter It. Perform An Inverse Transformation With Respect To Lion. Lion Is In And We Are Out.

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
Construct A Semi-Permeable Membrane Which Allows Everything To Pass It Except Lions. Then Sweep The Entire Forest With It.

6. Integration Differential Method:
Integrate The Forest Over The Entire Area. The Lion Is Some Where In The Result. So Differentiate The Result Partially W.R.T Lion To Trace Out The Lion.
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Got Frustrated ?
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Ok Now Lets Kill The Lion...
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Govinda Method:
Continuously Dance Before The Lion For 5 Or 6 Days.

Inzamam-ul-Haque Method:
Ask The Lion To Bowl At U. U Bat For 200 Balls And Score 1 Run. Lion Dies After A Spurt Of Continuous Madness.

Pervaiz Mushrraf Method:
Save The Lion From Danger And Feed Him With Vegetables Continuously.

George Bush Method:
Link The Lion With Osama Bin Laden And Shoot Him.

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of whi! te hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

That's it from me for now!!