10 most stupid question asked!!

heyz ,Well got this email and found it really interesting.well these are some most stupid questions we all at some times ask and are asked too.Well has happened to me a couple of times and really wanted to answer it that way but obviuosly it wud be too rude to do that:)

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy man wearing huge army shoes steps on your
feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the
money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa eat
pineapple
or not. You bet I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a
friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it
wont. It will just bleed.
10.When u come back from a holiday or just a trip and meet someone.
Stupid Question:-
You are back?
Answer:-No,its not me its an illusion.:)